I Watched "A Princess Switch" so You Don't Have To

The following is the conversation between my sister, a friend, and myself while watching "A Princess Switch" on Christmas Eve. Your welcome.

• Why is Vanessa Hudgens always in these D Grade movies? She can act, sing, dance, but she does all these horribly hilarious movies
• I want Vanessa Hudgens to fall in love with Vanessa Huggins 
• At the end I want to find out that there is only one Vanessa Huggins and she’s in a coma
• Oh creepy old man giving Christmas life advice on the side of the road 
• She should really have chains on those tires. She’s driving through a snowy mountain!
• Look, another lame joke that fell through! 
• That can’t be the same old guy
• THAT’S THE SAME OLD GUY
• IT’S FATE, CAN YOU HEAR THE BELLS IN THE BACKGROUND? 
• Did a third grader write this? 
• *fake high-pitched laughter* 
• Vanessa Hudgens is going to kill Vanessa Hudgens - “why do you have an axe?” 
• You cannot date your boss!!! 
• This is not how distant families work
• *deep, frustrated inhale*
• I don’t want to like this movie
• Did she just curtsy to her fiancé
• Make it stop 
• The closet scene! 
• No what are you doing take the hat off! 
• That’s a very pretty housecoat
• How did she ever get through middle school with those lying skills? 
• Ooh they both knew the same quote they’re in love! 
• Eeeeew she’s a robot 
• Stop curtsying to your fiancé it’s weirdo guy me out 
• The prince must think he’s marrying an insane person
• “Why-“ “Just go with it”
• She could have just said that she had a headache and solved this whole issue
• Oh evil dude is so evil
• *internal screaming*
• That’s a very pretty dress
• Go away creepy old man! Where did you even come from??? 
• YOU CANNOT FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR BOSS
• I’m going to be sick that’s way too lovey dovey 
• They haven’t had a minute to fall in love this doesn’t make sense
• Wouldn’t it be funny if VH just booked it? 
• That piano scene was sooo stupid. How has she not been found out? 
• The gazebo of love! 
• GO AWAY OLD MAN
• What could go wrong with kissing another man’s fiancé? 
• SHE IS HIS BOSS
• Her outfit choices are beautiful but veeery exposing for the middle of winter
• Is she going to play Twister in a dress? She is going to flash everyone in that store. I’ve tried playing in a dress. It does NOT work
• “GO AWAY” “He’s trying to help!” “He’s a creepy old man!” 
• Oh he’s useless at wrapping presents
• Why is there so much mistletoe in this stupid country 
• Not your fiancé, NOT YOUR FIANCÉ
• She writes your pay check dude!!!
• This is making me so angry
• See this is the point where they kiss each other then she wakes up from a coma and everyone is confused
• *eyeroll*
• Legit who cares - like why - what - who cares? 
• She needs to take those glasses off. *does the Mean Girls glasses thing* 
• SHE MET HIM TWO DAYS AGO
• YOU MET HER TWO DAYS AGO
• I’m so angry my blood pressure has risen
• Oh yay public declarations of love
• I’m going to throw something 
• THEY’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR TWO DAYS
• Get outta here, kid, this ain’t your wedding 
• The creepy old dude! 
• I would hate to get married on Christmas, that’s horrible
• “Why are they laughing?” “I have no idea.” “They’re cutting a cake!”

So. Merry Christmas!