Bonus Post: In which I make inferences about the millipede on my bathroom floor
|*puts picture of my dog on post about millipedes just to confuse people*|
Inference 2 - my millipede friend may often be attacked from the sides, protruding spikey things and globulous onyx eyes stuck to the sides of his head. I will protect you, friend.
Inference 3 - my millipede friend is not the brightest glow stick in the milk jug, wanders in circles, delicate spider-web fine legs pinwheel even when stationary.
Inference 4 - my millipede friend's microscopic antennae scour the ground, he might be mostly blind but he's also good lookin.
Inference 5 - my millipede friend's life is probably going to come to a tragic end when sister decides to brush her teeth. she's not a fan of my millipede friends.